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CrabbyPatty Profile Information

Waterwoman Desired
Age 57 From Pasadena, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
Boorish simple, chauvinistic, misogynistic, antisocial, obtuse, cantankerous, moody and a real crab. ;) Prince Charming! Winning! Seriously I am adveturous, chivalric, kind, warm, fun, maybe funny depending on your sense of humor.
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Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
No
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Exotic Animal
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Personality

My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Wine, good conversation that leads to some great memories.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sailing around the world
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Goal In Life Is  
To remain healthy, live content, and spread joy while growing wose and eventually old
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
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